1. Invest time in meaningful relationships 2. Say what’s on your mind, but learn how to go about it sensibly 3. Always be kind 4. Do what you love 5. Question everything 6. Always wish to learn more 7. Live a healthy life style, mentally and physically; what you put in is what you put out. 8….
“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals–sounds that say listen to this, it is important.”—Gary Provost (via atomos)
So not only did my western civ class discuss eunuch’s for a half hour, but when one naive student didn’t understand how they can still have sexual pleasure, my professors described it as Bill Clinton style. College.
what if the little mermaid and mulan had a cross over and it was set in the future when mulan had settled down and was working at a sushi restaurant (shut up I know she’s chinese not japanese) and ariel wandered in and was like hey can I eat here and mulan just couldn’t stop looking at her tail and was like ‘you’d make a fineass fillet’ so then she was like ‘sure take a seat’ so ariel took a seat and mulan got out her sword and killed her and chopped her up into sushi